This is what happens when indoor recess runs amuck (or amok - both spellings are in Webster's.) Little girls go nuts with the mini white boards and dry-erase markers. They start writing me notes about how much they love me and how I'm the best teacher ever. Then, this happens . . .
This is from a delightful little girl who thinks I'm the bee's knees. I'm all that and a bag of chips. I rule.
I told her that I'm very sorry, but I can't MARY one of my students. It's completely and totally a violation of the rules.